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Mark Twain Quotes


 Mark Twain Quotations

Quotes from the works of Mark Twain:

  • Only dead men can tell the truth in this world -- Mark Twain Quotes

  • Rain falls upon the just and the unjust alike -- Mark Twain

  • Telling the truth's the funniest joke in the world -- Mark Twain

  • Whereas we can think, we generally don't do it -- Mark Twain Quotes

  • And I say this also: He that waiteth for all men to be satisfied with his plan, let him seek eternal life, for he shall need it. -- Mark Twain

  • I don't give a damn for a man that can spell a word only one way.

  • Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you want and to let the food fight it out inside.
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