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Simon Says Simon says: don't be so suggestible. -- Vicki Streiff


Venus de Milo I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. -- Steve Wright



Funny Quotes

“I have just hit and dented your car. People are watching me. They think I am leaving you my name and address. They are wrong.”

Whatever grocery line you choose will automatically slow to a crawl.