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This is page 1 of 3 pages of Witty Quotes. It features a collection of the wittiest things ever said by anyone.

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Witty Quotes I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. -- Douglas Adams

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. -- Jean Giraudoux


optimism Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.


wit A bird in hand is safer than one overhead. - Anonymous



To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it. -- Andre Maurois Nothing makes a man so modest about his income as a tax form to fill out.



Latin quotes

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

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