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This is page 1 of 3 pages of Witty Quotes. It features a collection of the wittiest things ever said by anyone.
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.
-- Douglas Adams
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. -- Jean Giraudoux |
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Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back. |
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A bird in hand is safer than one overhead. - Anonymous |
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Nothing makes a man so modest about his income as a tax form to fill out. |
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