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The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition. -- Josh Billings


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God's greatest masterpiece

A critic

Man is God's greatest masterpiece. But who says so? -- Man. ~ Elbert Hubbard

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. -- Channing Pollock