Quotes


This site is an excellent collection of witty quotes, spanning the funny to the profound. There are also special sections devoted to bible quotes, funeral quotations, and more.


don't worry, be happy Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. -- Dale Carnegie



Quotes about the meaning of life Human beings in the cosmos are like dogs or cats in a house. Most of what is really happening is beyond our comprehension and it is safest, as they do, to simply acquiesce or ignore; to hope to be suffered to live out our lives in peace. -- Richard Adams, from The Girl in a Swing.



punctuality
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -- Franklin P. Jones

Make your words brief
It is with words as with sunbeams, the more they are condensed, the deeper they burn. --Southey


Assumptions


Wethern's Law:
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.



All Things Are Possible ... Sort of.
All things are possible, except skiing thru a revolving door.


Sex is the Answer Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. -- Swami X


 


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